Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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