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say what?
wanna hang out?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
Randomize
