you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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