Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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