my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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