it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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