How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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