There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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