Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Even my vagina gasped.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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