You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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