I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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