i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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