Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
