i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Randomize
