Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
