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If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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