You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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