So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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