we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I bet he comes in French.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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