My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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