i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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