I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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