Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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