I don't think brook has ever known best
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
It's not a walk of shame if you run
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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