I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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