No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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