holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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