i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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