Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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