where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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