i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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