Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Damn victory sex feels great
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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