oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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