break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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