is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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