Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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