Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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