we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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