My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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