I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
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