don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Quick, to the slutcave!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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