I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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