U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Randomize
