Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He has the fingertips of a God
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