i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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