Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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