I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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