I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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