big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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