So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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