Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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