GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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