Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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