David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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