Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I have fence marks all over my body
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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