I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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